Awesome99: Hey man, I heard about the thing

Invinzivil: yeah

Awesome99: I’m sorry.

Awesome99: But this totally awesome news will make things better

Awesome99: I have some good news

Awesome99: We can still stand together during graduation! Since Command can’t introduce the top student tonight, I get to choose who does it.

Awesome99: And I want you to introduce me, Tagil!

Awesome99: You don’t have to write a speech if you don’t want to.

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Awesome99: Hello? They’re waiting, I need an answer soon

Invinzivil: I’m sorry cog but I really don’t want to do that

Awesome99: That’s fine! I’ve already started writing one for you. It will just be about friendship, and other feel-good crap for the audience.

Invinzivil: No, I don’t want to go to the graduation.
Invinzivil: I didn’t graduate

Invinzivil: So why would I

Awesome99: Because I would like for you to be there with me

Awesome99: Like we talked about when we were kids

Awesome99: Also, your twin is going, and she’s not a guard, and didn’t graduate. You’re a celebrity, Tagil! Just like her

Invinzivil: fine

Awesome99: And partners are supposed to graduate together

Invinzivil: but i’m not saying any speeches

Awesome99: That’s okay! I’ll say the speech!

Awesome99: Thanks!

Awesome99: See you soon!!

Awesome99: TAG

Awesome99: WHERE ARE YOU??

Invinzivil: on my way

Awesome99: WE ARE STARTING!!!!!!